Very disturbing. A good man seeking the truth turns to the dark side.
It doesn't matter whose side you're on. You just need reasonable doubt.
Yet another of those VR flicks Alters your state with a handful of tricks. It's not that it sucked-- It was just down on its luck It was not released before The Matrix.
anyone who says they understood this movie is pulling your leg
Is it possible? Kevin Costner's a total bad-ass in this role.
In a time of change a man retraces his life to find its meaning.
Acclaimed screenwriter finds that what really matters is this: who you love.
At best, this movie was creepy, but mostly it made me sleepy. Part of an apalling new trend of flicks with no end leaving the audience needing to peepee!
Seems like Stone has not much to say Except that Alexander was gay. I thought that it's fate was to be good, maybe great; but instead it was only okay.
Phenomenon web All your base are belong to us. Want must shake your zig.
Don't wish too hard to be grown up. You'll miss your innocence one day.
If you can believe, it is possible that love will prevail for you.
that beauty exists in the smallest things was the movie's chief message
On and off the track these businessmen love two things: money and money.
This strange guy deals in mergers and acquisitions. Did I say that right?
Whenever oliver stone sings a song, You can lose track of who's right and who's wrong. And when this epic tale-spinner sang about football's losers and winners, the bastard went on for far too damn long.
a man must find and then become that which he hates and then destroy it
I just kept waiting for that guy to say that his name is Gladiator.
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By IOCAT:
The second movie was crap Just more drivel and pap It might have been good were lines not delivered in wood and without all that love story sap.
A man gets the best he can find To help him in solving a crime. But his plans fall apart Cuz he's dumb as a fart Next to Travolta's most excellent mind.
What would you do if you could become someone else? Would it change your life?
People with no kids putting all their hopes and dreams onto furry friends.
Ordinary man in circumstances which are extraordinary.
If you want to, dance. You can leave your friends behind. Realize what you love.
These guys were fully unprepared for the mission's potential fallout.
What makes me human? What is artificial life? Create a new race!
Fighting for their lives, packed like sardines in a can, hunted down like dogs.
Who is Jason Bourne? A killer with a conscience? Sure you want to know?
Who is using whom? They have their own agendas. No-one's innocent.
What should I become? What should I not become? These questions help a boy.
a cynnic, a dreamer a life lead in pursuit of a real fairy tale
Is it just me or are we all glad that Carrey's back in comedy?
Even a fucked up life might just possibly be healed with a little love.
an occupation a resourceful businessman a kiss, just a kiss
you would be amazed at what you can accomplish if you keep trying
What will a boy do so as to get it all back? What will he give up?
I thought this one'd be a goody. Didn't know how bad it could be. But I'd seen it before; as I thought 'bout it more, the only diff'rence is that Kenneth plays Woody.
A polished version of Bjork's strange dogma-esque film, Dancer in the Dark
It's all possible when birds of a feather do just flock together.
after a full life all that matters to a man is his first rosebud
I don't want to watch this ultra-violence, but they've pinned open my eyes.
A man craves control but he can not steer his fate or that of others.
Don't know 'bout you, but I think this guy is just a raving lunatic.
Lonely father, child. Amazing woman shows up. Now all are fam'ly.
A nation depressed. Give them work in theater and watch what they do.
A battle ensues between honor and pride of heroes and villains.
Is it a gamble If you absolutely know You are going to win?
Somewhere between the Truman Show and the Matrix lies the Dark City.
There once was a fellow named Harry. Try as he might, he just couldn't stay married. He'd cheat on his wives, and screw up their lives. Of this man all wymkind should be wary.
What can you expect when Disney digitizes The Land Before Time?
An expert in love helps an old man light the fire of his waning years.
Are they all crazy? What is a man to do when he can't always help?
great performances in this film about a world which has gone insane
There is a reason that his wife has not crossed the river Styx quite yet.
Assassins, vampires An hour of bloody fighting Faith defeats evil
Teacher takes out his own shortcomings, obnoxious girl is the target.
some people say that this is the best of the three i thought it was cool
It's a thriller and a nod to Hackman's career. Just stay off the phone.
Humble warrior becomes government agent to avenge sister.
It gives a whole new meaning to the old saying that power corrupts.
fighting, breaking up hating, wanting to forget loving each other
You learn this lesson: Vergiß nie, wer du bist. Or: I yam what I yam.
It's not a movie but I liked Jon Stewart's show, had to review it.
Just saw this flick, "eXistenZ". It was neither gripping nor tense. I had to roll my eyes 'bout a thousand times. Don't even rent it; it's not worth two-pence.
You know that I'm no kind of prude. I thought, it'll be nice to see Ashley Judd nude! But in this so-called "thriller," she's a whacked-out psycho-b*tch killer. Jail the director! And give him no food!!
Evil man kills boy Father on vengeance mission. Just what is skin deep?
Just in time, a man finds that life is more than just "Show me the money."
A very greedy man bites off more than he can chew. Everybody dies.
Evil comes to destroy. Scantily clad babe saves earth. Hero gets lucky.
Things don't complete you. Blow it up; start over and find out what's missing.
OCD father strikes out on an adventure to find his brave son.
Is it a double, triple or quadruple cross? I really lost count.
Sometimes when you look, you feel you can not find love. Wait, it will find you.
a son, his father, aurora borealis, changing history
Innocents become life takers and heart breakers as Marines in 'Nam.
Lonely man is lost Must lose all control to learn Life is but a game
Perfect people are quintessentially boring. I prefer my faults.
I wish that I'd just read Musashi. It was the only good part of this movie. There was editing as bad as the acting was sad. I'm so glad that the rental was free.
It's not that the filmmakers choked I don't mean to blow any smoke I'm just not part of the clan of comic book fans who laughed at all the in jokes.
A story can be scary, funny, tragic. Just a perspective thing.
Today I ask you to do yourself a favor and go see this film.
The tale continues as Michael takes the helm. We see Vito's start.
If Sophie Coppola could act This film that she's in could attract Some worthwhile writing About the "family" in-fighting But instead the whole thing should be sacked.
A boy protects his mother from a world run by Coca-Cola Co.
i liked this movie as in, it entertained me. is that a problem?
The one thing you would never expect to see here is a miracle.
Salmon swims upstream. Killer retires to find love. But whom must he kill?
Of all of the clues, this is the key: The lead role, "Clarice" was refused by Jody. You know how long this fan waited? I feel I've been baited! Now I refuse to watch this movie!
Don't you be fooled by the name, Char'cters as sad as this movie is lame! The main guy rapes boys, for he's lost all his joys, and his son ends the flick with, "I came!"
Dobby is so cool, but don't see this movie if you don't like spiders.
darker, chillier wizarding adventures of a thirteen-year-old
The buck stops with Rock in a nation by tha peeps and for tha peeps. Word!
People with problems often write the best music, and s/he fits the bill.
A music purist seeks clarity in his life, finds he has answers.
fluffy, silly, light people furthering careers and falling in love
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Don't understand me? Please just try to accept my infinite nature.
Sappy little tale about finding true friendship despite differences.
I thought I had this movie pegged. Thought I'd see some boobs and some legs. But they were really sick, This guy and this chick. For instance, he made her lay eggs!
It's not who you are. And it isn't what you do. It's what's important.
Laughs, cheap- and belly-, abound in Cohen Brothers' strange, romantic film.
Every year I watch about a dozen movies. This is one of them.
Could these kids be any more dense? It's like they don't see the events which around them unfold. As the story was told I could see that the kids stood no chance.
These three childhood friends are all making decisions which will change their lives.
fallen flower drifts down river red with rivals' freely flowing blood
Innocence is lost when one man feels threatened by another's justice.
A man needs an heir to learn his traditional art of performance.
people and nature building machinery of life out of balance
Good cop or bad cop? Follow the book or your gut. This time justice wins.
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Guys, talk to your gals. Otherwise, next thing you know, they're kissing your mom.
Everything's nicer when you look through Elle's glasses which are, of course, pink.
Liar, liar, pants on fire. His son saves him from the wire. He learns to live right.
wants to be silly all the jokes in the world won't make him a success
sometimes a person will do anything for the people whom he loves
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. It's true.
Great action, out of this world effects and to top it off, dwarf throwing.
A man goes on a journey both to avoid and to find nothing.
What is the lesson? Not happy with who you are? Keep it to yourself.
It makes you think that we're all in this together all on the same team.
Boy learns the lesson of love, hate and jealousy in this too-small town.
This is the classic Sam Spade adventure movie But where's the dingus?
Do you wonder what would make martial law look like anarchy?
What is the matrix? It's the ultimate game of mind over matter.
It's got great action, but it's a little preachy. How will it all end?
Everything which has a beginning has an end, sadly, thankfully.
It's not how it ends; the question is how it starts. Truth is, I forgot
How often is a sequel sillier than the original film?
It is amazing what a man will put up with when he is in love.
King Kong in Hong Kong? Is this some sort of sick joke? Maybe not sick, but...
Did Monster in Law really stink? No, but it did make me think that I've heard about mothers whose type of love smothers and drives all their children to drink.
The closet monsters don't scare me all that badly Well, some of them do
your basic case of mistaken identity taken all the way
Of course he believes: Once a tramp, always a tramp. But maybe he's wrong.
A cast of Martin, Carter and Dern left me feeling like I'd just been burned. Not comedy, not drama; as funny as a llama with a parelaphostrongylus worm.
this movie was cool the only problem with it was lack of conflict
one man must be caged in his own mind for another to set himself free
This funny, human, tragic story could happen to anybody.
I hate to say it, but the remake with Tom Cruise was better to me.
top-ranked celebrities make this action-packed, blood-soaked western worth watching
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I wish I could say that she frees us, but I question how the director sees us. Is it really deep, or is it just cheap when a film tries to make a new Jesus?
I wouldn't say that this movie is crap, just a piece of histo-romantic clap-trap. It was just such a bore that I started to snore and spilled my popcorn in my lap.
Just what do you think Lucas was thinking as he imagined the script he was inking? I hope the rumors are true that in Star Wars part two That there's no more God damn Jar-Jar Binking.
beautiful music is enough to give this man a reason to live
A stylish film of artistic obsession Wrapped up in a sexual repression. It could have been neat But for that sick final feat. I hated it. That's my confession.
I did not expect an actual story from a ride-based movie
To tell the truth, I'd really be lyin' If I told you I never liked Meg Ryan. But she and her beau, (Gladiator Russell Crowe) Didn't even come close to getting me cryin'.
after i saw this it was strictly baths for me from that day forward
If in the right place at the right time it is good. Otherwise it's not.
It just goes to show there is someone out there for almost everyone.
find it? no problem. just don't get greedy and try to super-size it.
Kidnap for money Businessman father takes lead Bad guys have no chance
Love your family. But remember, love yourself at the same time, too.
murderously hot weather drives photographer to risk his very life
Awesome action packed spy romance betrayal flick. Everything's a test.
Silence of the Lambs was a better movie, but this one has its charms.
Disenchanted youth finds road to enlightenment in a Malibu.
That "Clowns to the left" song has never felt the same since I saw this film.
cute little fuzzies sing and dance after they have helped beat the empire
Punk-tual misfit. She can solve any problem. Third time's the charm.
It's interesting and it has some potential, but it's just not great.
Mercinary searches Finds true love in his victim Man makes miracles
if you can make it through the gory opening you will like this film
The US is the land of opportunity for all who come here.
first he's all business then he decides that there is a greater purpose
Women are not well portrayed in this flick that should not have been made. It's as dumb as a log, with its bad dialogue, as a fan, I was truly betrayed.
One man's salvation is another man's doom. Hope, a key to freedom.
Adorable film A classic fairy tail with a few twists and turns.
This silly cartoon fairy tale adventure film is not just for kids!
Girl with no father. Psychopath father figure. Girl succeeds, grows up.
life was easier pre modern technology even for actors
Some movies deserve the mark "A" But this is a "B" flick, I'm sorry to say. It's cool and it's charming, but it's flaws were alarming. Should you see it? I tell you: No way!
I saw dead people. After learning their ways, I wanted to see more.
Don't lose your head when you see depp play crane in this dark creepy thriller.
Lives can intertwine like tendrils of cigar smoke around a small shop.
Cross-dressing is the answer to every problem in this sexy flick.
This !@{$@ing movie !@%$!@s big @*$!ing horsey *&($. So !%@{ing funny!
Adam Sandler has really come into his own in this touching film.
Like any story worth telling, this one begins with a pretty girl.
It is amazing what one man can accomplish from his office phone
epic adventure for a poor farmer boy and his faithful droids
Innocent, skeptic try to find truth while liar attempts to hide it.
Truth will set you free. Ballroom dancing too scary; can't stand politics.
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Just sit right there and sink your teeth into this huge McPoison Burger.
precocious young man has to come to grips with his Oedipal complex
New York Lone Ranger needs to find meaning in life. Unlikely hero.
Who is the third man? This Welles noir flick will keep you guessing the whole time.
Get into the minds of soldiers on the front line where emotions rule.
An excellent film. Just remember to take your dramamine with you.
Clooney, Cube and Mark stealing Saddam's stolen gold. Is there a moral?
intersecting lives love, hate, betrayal, revenge nothing edited
This flick's not the best, not the worst but I watched it unsmiling, lips pursed. Other than the effects and abortive hints of sex the version that's better came first.
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Don't settle for less Amor wincit omnia Love lasts a lifetime
Now, I'm just so depressed. Having written this, I have confessed that I wasted ten bucks on a movie that sucked and Jolie does not get undressed!
First strong "Bond Woman" kicks butt all through the movie. Action never stops.
Control the air and you can control everything. Watch out for your friends!
A judge, a dealer, A cop who likes little league All do what they must.
The original BBC miniseries inspired a film
A success story: A junk addict gets a chance by stepping on friends.
One man searches, waits, Until he finds his hero, who finds nemesis.
if you watch closely you might find the answer to: "Who is Keyzer Soze?"
Technical support will solve all of your problems if you just call them.
People aren't always who they seem to be. In some cases, though, they are.
A great example of brainless entertainment. Plus, I think Gwen's cute.
most people don't know the politics regarding the old gold standard
Behind the glitz is Romeo and Juliet in the modern world.
You can't be happy by living a flaky life. Just clean up your act.
Wolverine kicks butt in this high-budget, low brow comic book movie.
